She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
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It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
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She fuckin peed on me
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Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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