sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
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Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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