Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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