He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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