Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
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People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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