We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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