im having a threesome with these popsicles
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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