they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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