what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
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How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
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I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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