My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
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there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
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You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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