And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
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Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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