too bad you live with your parents still
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
This house was built for laser tag.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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