Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
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I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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