so explain again why im purple
no
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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