I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
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If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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