do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
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She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
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I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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