i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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