I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
