ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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