This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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