Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
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This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Another day, another engagement, another cat
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
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Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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