What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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