That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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