Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
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Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
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I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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