So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
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See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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