you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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