We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
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I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
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No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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