i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
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Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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