Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
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When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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