I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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