we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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