ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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