somebody snuck up and got me drunk
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
This gyro tastes like lonliness
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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