come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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