It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
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What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
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I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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