Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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