who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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