we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
third nipple confirmed
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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