Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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