What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
He shit in the fireplace
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