he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
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Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
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Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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