awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
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I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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