i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
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I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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