Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
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Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
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Still dying that you shit outside
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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