I can tuck mytits in my pants
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
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