so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Everclear isn't food dammit
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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