If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think I am morally bankrupt
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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