Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Are we still banned from the library?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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