I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
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