dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
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Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
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I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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