If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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