I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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