how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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