Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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