They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
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I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
she peed on how many people?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
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My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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